kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

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i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

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suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

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meladoodle:

alright today in sex education we’ll be having a practical lesson. i’ll meet you all individually in my office

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worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

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